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The many ways to say my father is broken
Thanks, Artificial Intelligent Chatbot! Taken about 80% verbatim.
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A fictitious, somewhat farcical conversation between me and the JavaScript programming language
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annus horribilis
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Property walues
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2020, Part 1
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The mother who cried “carpet cleaner”
Mandarin in italics.
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It depends
Have you seen the packaging on adult diapers? First off, they're called "incontinence underwear." And I guess that makes sense when you think about it…
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Locusts of control
Mom’s hearing is slowly going. It explains a lot of things: the fact that Chinese soap operas are on volume 11, her saying that “I sound like ants…
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Did I ever mention that they got re-married?
My parents, I mean. After, like, a decade of divorce. Because they sprung that on me last year while I was in California, half-heartedly trying to…
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annus horribilis
So Ernie, how was your year?
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The email after the rescinded email
I’m going to stop writing in second-person, at least for this particular email. I want to thank everyone who has sent nice notes and text messages for…
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2020, Part 1
“It’s been a while,” you say to yourself. “A long while. You should probably write something, so they know you’re not dead.” Dead. Dead. I mean, you…
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code school
When mom called for her daily phone call a couple of weeks ago, I told my mom I finally found a job. "Good, because I was praying for you,” she says…
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丟臉
Translation: Losing Face
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Little. Yellow. Different.
Little. Yellow. Different.
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